Do CPR with Premier.. Matt is a cheesecake!

Attention: Narrinder
Premier Training International
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REF: Student Testimony re: specifically Matt – Our CPR Instructor –Performance Feedback

Dear Narrinder,

First of all, thank you very much for the dedicated manner in which you responded to my query, your patience and also the very swift replies to my further questions, I must say that your speed of response appears to be consistent with expectations!

Please feel free to use my letter as a recommendation for your courses, where appropriate. I am very pleased to be able to provide feedback the CPR course I recently attended at the Windsor Leisure Centre with Matt our Instructor.

CPR is one of those subjects where firstly, you know that the minute you have taken it the Universe is going to set you the challenge of applying it, and secondly, that it will involve the one thing not present at the course… Body fluids!

Matt, the instructor: if you met him fits into the tall, dark and handsome category, so for any healthy red-blooded female when you realise he is taking the class you are hopeful to be his subject/object basically any kind of volunteer he wants you to be!

I was happy to be placed in recovery position but would of course have wrapped my arms around his neck until tea-time– but unfortunately, at that precise moment one of the guys volunteered and I just sighed! Later that same guy was my prisoner, I mean my casualty for a particular exercise and I made sure I got him back for his earlier willingness and for spoiling my moment, by a headlock!

Next, we were shown a dedicated, and familiar approach used in many TV programmes… well actually we were shown the exact opposite because what we saw was very efficient, very precise and also so clearly presented that no-one could fail that had a brain-cell ticking. Not what we always see which is a life threatening situation that results in a person miraculously surviving from what look like strenuous and dramatic exertions!

Matt’s classes are very different from Paul’s because of course we all know Paul’s background in the use of firearms, and none of us think that Matt can use anything but a boom-a-rang or a some other ‘Aussie’, didgeridoo instrument, to threaten us with, so it is very relaxed – in fact it is something like an ‘Aussie –V- the rest of the world’… through no fault of his own, it just seems that way… an environment where everyone is laughing so hard that if you should pass by you think you are at a convention for medical laughing gas!

Now I have one complaint about Matt’s training day…. Everyone is shown how to yell for help…. Matt himself frightened the life out of us at least twice! YET – no one – I mean no one from the surrounding areas came to our assistance – despite there being at least 3 lifeguards directly outside our training area!

What this makes me think is that his course is actually bogus, because clearly no one cares that we are screaming at the top of our lungs…. ‘Help! Help!’

His patience with us was that of a watchful eagle, because he pounced the moment he saw some minor infraction to the continuity of the life of the ‘plastic dummy’ we practiced on!

One of his skills is that he is superman, he can actually see through your back and knows if you are positioned even a millimetre out of alignment with the process…or you are looking to stab your victim with a biro and about to attempt a tracheotomy!

Basically, this is a course that everyone should do!! I mean everyone, I think it should be compulsory at ALL schools, and would highly recommend that you approach schools and universities, and see if they could make it compulsory.

Whilst it wasn’t the more detailed version of the CPR it certainly wet your appetite for more of the same, I know now that if ANYONE appears to pass out in front of me (as long as there are no body fluids seeping from them), I will happily administer my new skills, in fact I am actually wishing it of those around me, I have tried to trip up two of my neighbours already! I watch hoping someone is going to suddenly drop – so I can test myself!

Finally, you will be very pleased to know that I did pass, despite stabbing my poor partner in the eye with my beautiful large silver ring, and dropping my necklace a rather large ominous cross into his mouth and nearly chocking him, when I leant forward and I cannot wait until I get my badge, (I hope I get a badge), and cap, (do I get a cap?).

I finally did get to give Matt a big kiss, but I think I stepped on his toe, and he may need attention, because I tripped over my bag, when I was leaving.

I should just mention that I am now going to try and do the longer 3 days with Premier… hopefully it will be with Matt again, and I can practice bandaging him! Otherwise, I look forward to the information he is going to send me regarding this.

Again, thank you Narrinder, hope you are having a great day! I am going to plug your organisation on my personal creative website as well as recommend it to the Marriot Hotel Gyms!

Best regarsd

Sapphire